Couch Swapping

The scheduled sleeping arrangement at the 1081 complex to provided minimal back problems in later years. Based entirely on the honour system or who is more wasted and can't move system.

C: Its your turn on the long couch man.
___________________
C: Kev?

Kev: *the all knowing eye

C: *fear.

by foug January 11, 2005

Swap Electrons

Swap bodily fluids

Kelly wants to wap electron with as many people as possible.

by Oprah Noodlemantra March 13, 2004

Myspace Status Swap

A terribly crushing scenario that occurs on Myspace. It starts
when someone becomes attracted to someone they know outside of Myspace. They usually lurk on their Myspace for a few days before finally gathering up the courage to talk to them. When the day comes when they're ready they check the other person's
Myspace to see that their Myspace Relationship Status has changed to "In A Relationship"

Zach: "Hey Mike, why are you so sad today?"

Mike: "The chick I like Myspace Status Swapped me last night"

Zach: "Ouch"

by Rammstein651 December 24, 2007

Dakota cum swap

When fucking a woman cum inside, then suck out your own semen only to kiss her and put it in her mouth so she can swallow it

Sara was so horny last night I gave her the Dakota cum swap!

by Mr brownstone September 19, 2021

Toe Suckle Swap

The sexual act similar to a 69, except instead you suck your partners toes

Guy:"Hey Girl suck my toes"
Girl:"Only if you return the favor"
Guy:"For sure let's toe suckle swap"

by pseudonym78901 February 15, 2018

chicago sausage swap

The act of one man shitting in another man's ass. Then shitting that shit on the first man's chest.

Yeah man I could eat. I got nothing left in me since I chicago sausage swapped Sean.

by Spellmaz January 24, 2023

Three Quarter Swap

In Swinging, the Three Quarters Swap is sex between two couples, where one woman may only have sex with her husband or the other female, but not the other male. So a man can have sex with his wife and the other woman, the other woman and the other male, or the other woman, but his wife may not have sex with the other male.

Hey baby, we're going swinging tonight, but we're only going to do a Three Quarter Swap. I don't want you messing around with any guys besides me!

by Tony "Tone" Booyah April 18, 2011