by Billyjoebobbybillybobjoebilly August 26, 2008
Get the Sucked Offmug. I'd rather have my balls chopped off with a kitchen knife blade than to listen to Ja Suck's stupid gibbershit.
by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003
Get the Ja Sucksmug. The morning after sending a drunken e-mail to the girl he was secretly pining for, John woke up, and, remembering what he had done, said, "Man do I suck!".
by Leon Malick December 20, 2008
Get the I Suckmug. "Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*
by Smokey October 28, 2003
Get the Suck a dickmug. 1) A factual statement.
2) The only way to reply to a gleek's ravings about the one of the most inane shows in existence.
3) The name of the blog which proved the first definition.
2) The only way to reply to a gleek's ravings about the one of the most inane shows in existence.
3) The name of the blog which proved the first definition.
Ryan: "Hey, have you seen that show glee? My girlfriend made me watch it, but I gotta say-for a musical-it's pretty darn funny. And-AAAAND, it totally tackles some of the big and serious issues of the day, like serial douchebaggery, recurring amnesia, and bipolar disorder."
Murphy: "Recurring amnesia? . . . Bipolar disorder?!"
Ryan: "Yeah, totally. Everyone on the show has it. Oh, and alzheimer's. And delusional disorder."
Murphy: "Dude, I watch Glee too-I'm a BIG time gleek-but I don't remember any of that stuff you're talking about. What episode was it in?"
Ryan: "What do you mean? It's in every episode."
Murphy: "How so?"
Ryan: "Well, I mean, all of the characters are emotionally volatile, forgetful of former statements and events and are narcissistic and selfish and yet have extremely low self-esteem. Weirdly though, they all seem strangely one-dimensional. Actually, nobody on the show makes any sense."
Murphy: "I have no idea what you're talking about. They all make sense to me. Like . . . Kurt! He totally breaks down all of the gay stereotypes."
Ryan: "Are you kidding m. . ."
Murphy: "What?"
Ryan: "I just remembered that I'm not a psychiatrist, so all that stuff I just said was total bullshit. But, also, I realized something."
Murphy: "What's that?"
Ryan: "Glee sucks."
Murphy: "Recurring amnesia? . . . Bipolar disorder?!"
Ryan: "Yeah, totally. Everyone on the show has it. Oh, and alzheimer's. And delusional disorder."
Murphy: "Dude, I watch Glee too-I'm a BIG time gleek-but I don't remember any of that stuff you're talking about. What episode was it in?"
Ryan: "What do you mean? It's in every episode."
Murphy: "How so?"
Ryan: "Well, I mean, all of the characters are emotionally volatile, forgetful of former statements and events and are narcissistic and selfish and yet have extremely low self-esteem. Weirdly though, they all seem strangely one-dimensional. Actually, nobody on the show makes any sense."
Murphy: "I have no idea what you're talking about. They all make sense to me. Like . . . Kurt! He totally breaks down all of the gay stereotypes."
Ryan: "Are you kidding m. . ."
Murphy: "What?"
Ryan: "I just remembered that I'm not a psychiatrist, so all that stuff I just said was total bullshit. But, also, I realized something."
Murphy: "What's that?"
Ryan: "Glee sucks."
by TehTruthBringer December 9, 2010
Get the Glee Sucksmug. by notsofunnyfunnyperson March 25, 2017
Get the suck a cockmug. Queen Elizabeth: "How was that baby?"
Prince Philip: "That was such a Libby Suck."
Queen Elizabeth: "Cri"
Prince Philip: "That was such a Libby Suck."
Queen Elizabeth: "Cri"
by amazingfail December 6, 2015
Get the libby suckmug.