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San Francisco Submarine

A sexual act which one participant presses their anus against their parther's anus and poops a log directly into their partner's open anus. The turd moves like a submarine from one body into another.
I met a sailer named Pat. After topping him he who gave me a huge San Francisco Submarine. It was long, hard, and full of sea men.
by Adimus Prime December 15, 2021
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The Billionaire and the Submarine

A sex game where a woman sits on a man's face and slowly crushes him to death while he loses oxygen
"hey baby, wanna play the billionaire and the submarine?"
"Sure baby, take a deep breath"
by A_A_Ron85 June 26, 2023
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as useful as a fly screen on a submarine

This saying was conceived by Bob and his buddy Mel while on a cycle ride to Portsmouth Dock Yard via Gosport in the Summer of 1963. They passed by a naval shipyard and noticed a beached and apparently discarded mini (aka: one-person) submarine in the assembly yard. The yard gate was open, so the guys checked out the sub and noticed that it had an open hatch upon which had been placed a fly screen (of the household variety), beggaring the question: "what is as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"??? Ironically, someone had punched a hole through the screen through which a horde of wasps had flown in through the hatch and nested. The thought came to mind of how annoying it would be - after closing up the submarine - to have the wasps buzzing around inside the sub...

Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").
the act of a Central Bank 'printing' fiat money, ie: quantitative easing, in an attempt to curb inflation is "as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"
by Myrddin Wyllt October 26, 2022
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submission hold

When a girl during sex, wants a short time out.
have you ever made a guy tapout by squeezing your legs around his head in a submission hold
by Scroogled November 24, 2013
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midnight submarine

The act of penetrating a woman while she is sleeping. The focus being to get full penetration without her waking up
I woke up last night and gave the wife the old midnight submarine
by Munkiee September 12, 2013
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Submissive

A person who submits to a dominant person or Sector. I don't think that is the same than slutty because that person doesn't do it necessarily for that reason. If a guy says "I fucked two girls last night" you won't describe him as a submissive person. A woman who can break double standars and make her own decisions, a woman who can fight to her goals and also a woman who wants to satisfy her desires is not submissive, but to the men sector she shouldn't do those things because "she doesn't deserve the same sexual freedom" so the woman who represses her own desires just to obey expired norms is the Submissive one
they told me: you can't do that, so I won't, oh I'm Submissive
by katty0369 September 18, 2006
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yellow submarine

we smoked a yellow subamarine uesterday
by Anonymous April 25, 2003
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