Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. Also called Rene Stretches.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot May 8, 2008

Butthole Stretcher

It's a piece of SHIT. Poop. Crap.

Your a Butthole stretcher....

by 2008JD August 13, 2008

dinosaur stretch

When you stretch your arms (typically following slumber) and they form the shape similar to that of t-rex arms. Commonly followed by a large yawn

You must've had a good nap, you're doin the dinosaur stretch

by omgstopsayingsomeonehasmyname January 8, 2010

Ceaser Stretching

Deliberately stretching and exercising while fully nude so as to seduce a member of the same sex.

Mike totally was ceaser stretching that guy at the spa in Vegas.

by Ghost lawyer February 27, 2017

Ring stretcher

Stretching a females anus with your penis, akaanal

Ring stretcher,

Stretched the wife’s ring last night she is sore today as in I had anal sex with my wife and her anus is stretched

by Ktrain81 June 3, 2019

Does Stitch have Coronavirus?

No

Does Stitch have Coronavirus??
Nah B*tch

by Jsbjsbdkb March 26, 2020

a stitch in time saves nine

Deal with problems early do they don’t become bigger problems. If you sew up a small tear in your clothes straight away, the tear won’t grow into a bigger tear that requires more sewing later.

The people: Why lockdown now?
Boris: Because, when it comes to COVID, a stitch in time saves nine.

by David Ch... September 23, 2020