Wicker and stiffs

popularized by the dj know as 3ulf "wicker and stiffs" blatantly means a stupid individual with a small penis and a big mostly ugly face or head wick meaning the tip of a candle and stiff meaning An extremely boring cunt.

"Mate did u see those ugly guys in school the other day"
"Yeah i did ,stupid wicker and stiffs they were "

by a falling slice of mango October 31, 2011

Stiff as a Ball

When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.

So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.

by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023

Stiff Trouble

When you get a boner at the worst time

"I was at my daughters girl scout meeting when i thought of a sexy girl, then got into stiff trouble"

by Scorpio101 August 2, 2018

STIFF

S.exually T.roubled I.ntroverted F.orgotten F.riend- the friend who doesn’t get laid. gets adopted into friend groups by being made fun of. Often forgotten about when it comes to social events such as birthdays, weddings, prom, etc.

You’ll never be the main character when you’re stuck being a STIFF.

Take action and quit being such a STIFF.

by sound recollection October 17, 2025

stiff noodle syndrome

when your body is stiff after practice or extraneous exercise

oh damn i got sever stiff noodle syndrome after competition yesterday

man me to

by SkyesTheLim1t March 5, 2024

stiff Nicola

The same as a stiff Nicolas…

Instead of kicking a male dog in the nether regions and sneezing, a stiff Nicola is kicking a female dog in the nether regions and sneezing.

“I’ve just stiff Nicola’d my dog”

by ROGEREDDDD March 13, 2024

Stiff

My dance partner and I in the quince 😐🤝

Dang they suck at that dance they’re so stiff.

by Curlynailbug June 17, 2022