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Bumper Sticker

one of the most popular applications on facebook which contains pictures/boxes with words on them that usually express poser-hippies (and all other types of posers), freaks, sluts, and asian-haters, (but mostly posers). sending people bumper stickers relating to an inside joke is cool. however, sending people bumper stickers because you have nothing to do with your sorry life is just unacceptable and rude. People with more than 10 bumper stickers on their profile are losers and have no organizational skills. It is okay to choose the best stickers for your profile and save the rest for personal and private enjoyment. Bumper stickers have the tendency to creep up on you. They do this by bringing stickers to your attention that just so happen to relate to your life exactly, they are scary and magical in this way. etiquette on sending goes as follows: if you are sending to one friend only, make sure it's personal and actually funny. serious stickers make people feel uncomfortable and weird. also, if it's a good friend you're sending to, inappropriateness is a must. If you are sending to a large group of people then make it something all persons can understand. certain types of bumper stickers are emerging as popular: some-e-cards, lolcatz, and anything to do with the jonas brothers are topping the list.

all in all, bumper stickers are just the way to be. let's all remember to keep it classy.
me: "i was up browsing bumper stickers for 8 hours last night!"
you: "yeah i got 16 bumper stickers from you, i like the lolcatz one"
me: "yeah tru dat, my favorite bumper sticker is the 'how did you find my village' one!"
by victoria-smickmoria August 19, 2008
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The Stickerbush

The most wonderful, perfect and amazing girl in the world (also known as Heather). She is beautiful, sexy, brilliant, funny, exploding with life, passionate, gorgeous, loving, exciting, incredible in bed and ridiculously cute. She also has really neat boots.
Kote is madly in love with The Stickerbush.
by chrismartins February 17, 2005
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sticker

to "stick her"
screaming "ssssttiiiccckkkeeeeerrrr!" is a high voice while someone is having intercourse within ears distance. May also be used as a suggestion to a couple not doing anything remotely sexual.
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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meth lab zoso sticker

Hey man! What's that bulging in your pants??

Oh nothing, just my meth lab zoso sticker!
by A-a-Ron January 27, 2014
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Sticker

Stickers are people who have a nose, booger, or snot fetish. Often masterbating with their own snot.
Cindy: A you a sticker?
Timmy: Why, yes.
Cindy: Cum in my nose!
by Snot nose May 13, 2008
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Sticker shock

The reaction you has when you discover exactly how young the girl you've been dating really is.
"Brian had sticker shock when he discovered that his girlfriend was really 17"
by Telewyn May 10, 2007
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bumper sticker

When you are in the doggystyle position, pull out and spray your cum on the girls ass, her ass of course being the bumper, and then your cum the sticker. Adding a nice slap is also good for those bitches who like it rough.
You: hey bro you'll never guess what happened last night!
Friend: what happened?
You: I totally gave my girlfriend a bumper sticker last night.

Friend: wow. Normally I'd assume it was just a normal bumper sticker, but because of how much ass you get because of how cool you are, it sounds oddly sexual. What's it mean?
You: yeah I totally do get lots of ass, and its when you pull out and cum on they ass.

Friend: cool I did that to your mom last week!
You: yeah she's a whore.
by kingslaya666 April 14, 2014
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