StaphWater

A pirate with poor poor hygiene and moral to the point he gives his entire crew the infection and lack of intelligence drug use be able to admit to the crew his faults thus resulting in mutiny and abandonment of the crew.

StaphWater let upon thus strangers aboard who posioned our water and we must abandon him at once!

by Cap'n and holder of the Roger. June 27, 2019

StaphWater

A fake infectious "Pirate King"

🎶If you're a pirate and know you it, drank too much rum and doesn't care about showing it, if your a pirate and pissed yourself clap your hands 👏👏🎶

🎶If you don't don't squeeze your staph it won't go to the crew what kind of Cap'n does carry narcan for the ones turning blue.👏👏🎶

🎶All is you say is your a C'pan and know you know the deep dark seas but all you know is piss soaked camps and concrete. So is it StaphWater or PussyWater but your really Andrew Scott Douglass on FB. 👏👏🎶 So all together now🎶 revising to first verse©️

Cap'n K*** (Still in revision)

by Cap'n and holder of the Roger. June 28, 2019

Stapletit

When someone throws a chunk of staples into the bra of a female. If sucessful, it will impale the n i p

"Sarah is such a bitch! I should give her a stapletit at lunch"

by HarryPython April 16, 2019

Staple Wook

A wook that feels they need to speed up their transformation process by stapling dreadlocks, crystals, spoons, and other wook trinkets to their head. This increases their overall headiness and wookness exponentially.

Man that dude over there is a supreme staple wook

by Gobnugget September 11, 2019

staplehead

staplehead (noun): someone like Freya - Foolish or a stupid person. Doesen't know what's going on around them

example: Freya is a such a silly staplehead

by pywowo October 13, 2019

Stapler

Thing that can substitute to condom. Uncircumcised guys would know.

I forget to bring condom so she use the stapler to staple the extra skin

by Pseudophamine February 28, 2020

stapper

Stapper is the best last name in the world. Who ever has this last name means business in everything they do and never fails.

Stapper how did you do at your game
I won of course.

by @thebobster September 10, 2020