strangledolphin

The act of asphyxiating yourself whilst jacking off in a full tub. Bonus points if you can cum in your own nose, or, “blowhole”.

Dude I strangledolphin’d last night and even got my blowhole!

by Penisburgh August 3, 2023

Soggy Stanley

A wet willy-like manuver in which the penis is covered and sweat from the taint and placed in the unsuspecting persons ear.

I want to give Dr. Ruth a soggy stanley.

by Nasty Poof January 10, 2008

Star-Spangled Bomber

The beautiful art of completely screwing up while singing the American National Anthem. Often comes with making up lines, awkward pauses and other embarrasing moments, usually caught on live T.V.

Did you see Christinia Agularia pull a total Star-Spangled Bomber during the Superbowl Sunday night?

by Termanitor February 25, 2011

Dirty Spangler

The act of defecating in a receptacle normally designated for urination only

Someone left a dirty spangler in the urinal

by R.Ho November 13, 2011

Dirty Stanger

When a ginger fellow uses his penis to ferociously beat a woman's clit until it bleeds only to then unexpectedly jam it into the woman's anus.

She was hurting so bad after he gave her the Dirty Stanger!

by Nadman Tacular October 17, 2012

matchstick stanley

Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.

The ned threatened him with a matchstick Stanley to the face.

by PsychMink September 13, 2015

Marnie Stanley

She is so amazing, she has lots of freckles, all the boys secretly want her she is someone who you can go to when your feeling down or you need someone to talk to she is very strong with words but not so much actions but watch out she will throw a punch if she has to.

Marnie Stanley is like so nice, she's the one to talk to.

by JessicaMolam August 8, 2016