by Tom Max November 13, 2003

by GS71 October 29, 2019

That heinous matt of hair that collects in the drain of your shower making your tub back up and your stomach hurl.
For best results, sneak up on the shower squirrel and plunge your hand without looking, scoop up the offending hair in your clutched fingers and deposit quickly into the awaiting toilet. Make sure to close the lid immediately. Shower squirrels can be resilient little buggers. Flush. Latex gloves are optional.
by Writer MD September 23, 2009

by Slap mouth May 31, 2017

"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".
"Why?"
"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"
"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"
"Well, you did. You did"
"Why?"
"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"
"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"
"Well, you did. You did"
by Diet Sun Drop June 1, 2014

by Crazy Squirrel Anpanman May 21, 2019

In a horror film, when the director needs a cheap scare, he or she will throw a wig into the frame and yell "Merow!"
"Hey, did you see that movie Clear Lake? It wasn't scary at all."
"I know, it was just one squirrel-cat after another."
"I know, it was just one squirrel-cat after another."
by Seeing Double November 10, 2013
