punching the midget

the act of masturbation in an extreme form

the other night i was hanging at my crib and had my ho punch the midget

by jimi December 5, 2004

Tongue punching the fart box

Slur used against someone who uses their tongue to clean out the anal cavity of those in charge, just so they can gain power and responsibility. Can be secretly represented by going "blah! blah! blah!" while forcefully flicking out the tongue while the given person is near. Someone who really loves to kiss ass and suck ass as well.

Dude, that guy used to be so cool, but ever since he started toungue punching sergeants fart box he's a total fucking dickhead. He's fallen in love with tongue punching the fart box man..

by Pissed Off White Nuk June 24, 2014

smunching

Wanting to get high; needing marijuana.

I was smunching all last week before the drug test.

by Gelly Lorum November 16, 2006

spitching

Is when people from wherever come and dig through your garbage or trash or go to a dump and pick up used items that are old and beyond repair.

Me and my buddy went spitching for a new washer and dryer.

by Anders1 May 21, 2007

Punching the Cat in the Face

v. engaging in sexual intercourse

T.J. absolutely loves going home from the club and punching the cat in the face.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 30, 2008

Staunching

When one smokes with the intent of taking a break and then continuing on later that day/night. Staunching is pre-gaming but the alcohol is replaced with marijuana.

Hey we are staunching tonight, come on and get high.

by Sawawam March 14, 2009

Squanching

A form of eating you food with your mouth open. Making loud noise. Crunching, smacking.

Stop squanching your food, it annoying and to loud!

by Midn July 30, 2017