Spokane

The northwest's answer to Savannah, GA, except way lamer. Really boring, not worth visiting or living in unless you've got a completely boring personality and completely lack individuality. Full of hicks who think they aren't hicks because they don't have a southern accent. 50% of the teenage/young adult population consists of white people who act like black people, and since there aren't any black people to put these white people in their place, they continue to act like complete fucktards until they decide to put on suits and work or fall into the path of cocaine and meth. A large margin of Spokane consists of pot smokers, both teens and adults, and these are the coolest people you will find here. The rest will call the cops on you for lighting a match in the middle of the street(I've been threatened before for doing this.) Gets occasional good concerts and is pretty safe despite its trashy appearance. Rich people are under the impression that its a nice city, but that's because they never leave their little bubble of ignorance known as the upper-middle class. A lot of people love to refer to the city as spokompton or spocompton to make up for the fact that they're all a bunch of idiots. Sometimes known as the meth capital of the world, which is simply because there's really nothing better to do around here. Infamous for rape, along with lots of prostitution on Sprague Avenue.

Aside from all of that, the weed is pretty good here, and its what keeps the non-oblivious population of spokane going.

1. Spokane wouldn't have a meth problem if it just had a fucking amusement park instead of some bullshit red wagon and a merry go round.

2. If you want to live in a happy little bubble of retardation and ignore bad people like negroes, hippies, and liberals, Spokane is the place for you!

3. I'm just a really bitter person.

by getmeoutoftheNW April 19, 2006

Spock

to try to bring logic to a situation where logic is impossible

don't try to go all Spock on us

by lorifrances February 28, 2011

The Spocker

Also known as The Dominator I guess. It's like the shocker but with two in the stink.

Damn that brutha's brave, he's giving that nasty girl the spocker

by Jake August 2, 2004

Spock Rocket

A variation of "the Shocker", except that the ring finger is inserted into the ass along with the pinky while the fore and middle finger are inserted into the vagina - also known as "the Spocker", "the Vulcan". or "to Vulcanize".

She damn near jumped out of my lap when I gave hit her with the Spock Rocket.

by Annonalegion April 5, 2009

Spoklahomie

An indivdual from Spokane, Washinton who believes they are "gangsta". A Spoklahomie doesn't seem to understand that Spokane isn't exactly a huge city, and is surrounded by tiny little cities, cows, foresty mountains, and a desert and is nothing like Seattle. A Spoklahomie may also refer to their home city as "Spocompton".

Dude 1: Look at those Spoklahomies on the corner.

Dude 2: Don't get too close, they seem to think this is Seattle...

by Stav Clones March 30, 2010

Spock Style

To use two fingers in the vagina and two in the anus, like an alien.

Marquis: Hey Daniel did you do Spock Style last night?
Daniel:Hell no, dat shit is nasty.

by FirstChairTongueMouth January 15, 2014

Broken Spokes

When aperson only enjoys having sex in their butt, eventually the sphincter will stretch out and quit snapping back. It starts to resemble a bicycle tire with broken spokes.

Kevin insisted on taking his boyfriend's 13" cock up his butt. Years of being the receiver had stretched out his sphincter, Everytime he farted it sounded like he was yawning. His boyfriend told him that he definitely had the worst case of "broken spokes" he had ever seen.

by Shucky Kunt February 14, 2019