conversational sponge

Someone who listens to a conversation but never contributes

Jenny is such a Conversational Sponge! I want her to say something!

by iwinalot7 February 9, 2015

Port Sponge

What you brain becomes after drinking copious amounts of port

The port sponge was so heavy that after last night, that I had to hold my head in my hands for three days.

by sjm79 May 7, 2018

Butter Sponge

A British crumpet. A thick, flat savory cake with soft porous texture. It looks like a sponge and you put butter on it.

I had too many pints at the pub last night, so I need all the butter sponges this morning.

by T'boo Ted Marshall February 20, 2020

ignorant shit sponge

To be ignorant and self absorbed as well as absorbing loads of shit. Making you full of shit.

"You're an ignorant shit sponge."

"Your friend acts like an ignorant shit sponge"

by CheeryCandy May 17, 2017

Clout god sponge

Clout god sponge lives in pineapple with yung tentacles and his mans star.

Clout god sponge dont fucks with bitch niggas like edgerrin

by Bighitsonly May 29, 2018

sponge nasty

A "sponger" (bodyboarder) who is massively crazy on a bodyboard.

"bro you are sponge nasty!"

by Andrew Timko May 12, 2008

spling

1. To throw something.

2. The sound made when practicing hand based magic.

Just spling it over there.

by bangbangyerdead August 9, 2019