spanking a pizza

when a person is so desperet for some sex that they will have sex( hook up, spank ect) with the school zit face loser

omg i heard u spanked the pizza last night

by ccdiva February 2, 2004

spelunking

To lift things (typically heavy things) with ones dick

Tom went spelunking will Jill yesterday, he has some very strong parts

by Iamtheother September 11, 2011

Slunting

The act of intense depression over a female/ male.

Geeze, Dan, after Kelly broke up with me I really have been slunting.

by Cainal November 5, 2007

Spunking

The act of caressing the ass of an unsuspecting victim.

Most often witnessed in subways. An acceptable but lesser used version can be used to describe rubbing ones own ass in a public place thereby making others feel uncomfortable.

(eg Spunking used to be my favorite hobby until I found out that all the times I've been maced can cause blindess)

by Mike Teri December 2, 2007

slunking

The sport of jumping into a ditch of water or snow, being awarded points on distance, height, and style of jump.

The slunking competition was going well.

by stephfro23 February 7, 2010

Dump-spunking.

The act of taking a poop, and masturbating over it.

"Dude, did you see that bloke last night?!"
"I didn't see her, but I heard he was Dump-spunking."

by Bobski911 October 22, 2009

spanking the muffin

having sexual intercourse. "Spanking" referring to the act of sex, "muffin" referring to the vagina

I was spanking the muffin all night, yo.

by xAngelx July 22, 2006