salib

The act of riding one's bicycle at slower than walking speed.

We would have been on time for the BBQ if Mike hadn't salibed the whole way there.

by Sargent Hartman November 6, 2006

splidoonch

The satisfying "Ker-polp" sound that a nice lump of poo makes as it drops from your bottom into the water at the bottom of the toilet, or indeed into any water.

Dude, the acoustics in your bathroom are really good. You should have heard the rich low-end on the splidoonch I've just done.

by Pourl December 23, 2007

splice

Superbly good. Usually pertaining to an enjoyable time spent with someone.

"It has been a splice"

by mellifluousmuffin March 29, 2010

spliff

A tobacco and marijuana mix, rolled like a joint or cigarette and smoked by the weakest of the weak: the drug addicts.

Only sissy drug addicts smoke spilffs!

by The Drizzle January 25, 2005

bill a spliff

Roll up a joint

Ay, lets bill a spliff and smoke this benner (10 british pounds worth of weed which is enough for one joint)

by potbellyboy May 19, 2016

spib

A person who is intellectually challenged.

Can be used instead of Spacker, or Mong
e.g. You are a Spib

by dvd October 10, 2003

splice

the area in the female crotch between the vagina and the asshole.

he kept pokin around but all he was tappin was splice.

by --- September 4, 2004