splatter-douch

A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.

Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.

by metromicron October 24, 2014

Spatty Wong

When a woman (or man) gives a sloppy blowjob and smacks their lips when they go down. Normally saliva is excreted from the deliverers mouth.

Man 1: "Dude, she gave me a spatty wong!"

Man 2: "Fuck yeah, I am jealous of you!"

by CocainumExpress July 21, 2015

splatterbang

A wet bubbly fart !

I just did a splatterbang it felt risky ! "

by dcs25 September 11, 2015

splatter matter

When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.

Dude! You left splatter matter all over the toilet.

by Binsterbird May 9, 2016

splatter poopies

Much like butt pee but still has a few solid chunks

I can't come into work today, I have the splatter poopies

by The dahmer October 9, 2016

Splatterpuss

It's when a girl is so wet her juices splatter everywhere as you deeply fuck her.

When my buddy noticed the stains on the seat of my truck, he exclaimed, "what a splatterpuss"

by Widget69 December 7, 2016

splatypus

when a platypus is dropped 20 stories onto it's bill.

Did you see that splatypus on the pavement yesterday?

by bobthened January 4, 2017