dick spanker

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.

You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.

by FroggyJ April 27, 2006

Slanket

A sexually promiscuous girl who sleeps with minorities and tends to be of low moral character. Term is highly offensive, much like the word "cunt".

Dude #1: "Sally is such a slanket."
Dude #2: "Dude, please don't use that word. Call her a slut, but please don't call her a slanket. It offends me."
Dude #1: "Sorry, bro."

by bigtimestyle May 18, 2011

spankathon

A marathon masturbation session.

Tonight's spankathon is brought to you in part by the makers of KY, and the good people at Barely Legal. With funding in part by the Kleenex corporation.

by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009

spank tent

A small area resembling a tent or enclosure, particularly around the edge of the bed, comprised of bed sheets, poncho liners, and or camouflage material where one may "spank" or masturbate in privacy due to cramped living conditions. Popular with armed forces personnel in deployed locations.

Can you make your spank tent smaller? I don't have any room.

by Airman Snuffy August 20, 2009

Spank-it Blanket

A blanket that you bring to a movie theater or sit under while watching television at home under which you masterbate or receive manual stimulation.

I am all ready to go see Fifty Shades Darker, I have a purse full of snacks and my trusty spank-it blanket.

by thatonegirl93 February 13, 2017

sniff and spank

to rub your junk and sniff your fingers the day after banging a hot chick with a tight tasty snatch then jerking off to the sweet memory. Spank
savor the flavor

To scratch then sniff. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm damn that bish was good! Time to spank it. Sniff and Spank

by Xdiablo69X August 17, 2007

monkey spank

Male masturbation.

"I have some extra time...for a monkey spank!"

by x January 22, 2003