Spitetomatoes

Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl

1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'

1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.

"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malintent going on here because there was just one very large chunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"

"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"

"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee and dam them to hell damnit!!"

"hi 1-800-taco-bel? i'd like to report a spitetomatoe-ing"

by Jess DeBellis December 28, 2005

spiritard

A person who, perhaps despite intellect and accomplishments, languishes in a very low state of spiritual development.

Unfortunately today, as in Atlantis, advanced technological wonders, including those that threaten the future of the human race, remain in the control of spiritards.

by Shlomo Hussein January 19, 2009

belgian spirit

1. An insult to anyone not of belgian nationality. In one sense, it can be meant as a contradiction in terms if not speaking about a belgian.

2. Refers to a belgian's lack of motivation and ingenuity. (see belgian) Rather than coming up with a response in defense of belgian character, the belgians just click dislike.
In rare cases, a belgian will proceed to do urban dictionary ad hominem, thus displaying the extent of belgian spirit. Sources speculate that Belgium was made head of the EU for the sole purpose of giving belgians some motivation to try to correct ths issue... however, it did not. Europe continues to pity its beer, waffle, and chocolate addicted, cynical second cousin.

1. Jean: "Tom just insulted my mom on facebook. I would reply, but I really don't feel like putting in the effort to type something back or to to come up something nonetheless."
Paul: "Damn Jean, since when did you get a belgian spirit?"
Jean:(sleeping)
Paul: Now, that's belgian spirit!

2. belgian: "Damn there are only insults under the term belgian on UD."

Nederlander: "Hey, maybe you should type up something in defense of the term belgian."

belgian: "Naw, that would take too much time I'll just click dislike."
Nederlander: "you're not going to do anything more than that?"

belgian: "You're right I should go and dislike all the author's definitions."

Nederlander: "You're seriously not going to write a response?"
belgian: "I already said no. Get off my back its been like twenty minutes since I've had waffles, chocolate or beer."

Nederlander: "Is that all you consume?"
belgian: "Yeah, my girlfriend likes it when I give her belgian showers.
Nederlander: "Sick fucking belgian!"
belgian: (sleeping)
Nederlander: Now that's belgian spirit!

by dah Bodawg January 22, 2011

spitter

Container you spit your dip spit into. Commonly seen as soda bottles.

"NO!!! Jesee don't drink that Pepsi- Oh, shit dude!"

by CoorsLightEMU April 20, 2003

Spirit Bomb

An alcoholic drink involving a 5-Hour-Energy Shor poured into a shot glass, dropped into a glass of beer, and chugged rapidly; much like a Jaeger bomb or Sake bomb. Screaming obnoxiously to gather the attention of the entire party and yelling "SPIRIT BOMB!" like Goku in Dragonball Z inmmediately prior to consuming the drink is highly recommended.

I did a Spirit Bomb last night. It was the last thing I remember.

by Bruce Billingston July 6, 2010

spitin dirt

takin a shit

my brother called me while i was spitin dirt

by twc2490 August 9, 2009

Spirit Sack

The honorary name given to a female who, while not physically possessing a sack of testicles, mentally has balls of steel. It is said that such a feat is acknowledged as having a sack in spirit or a "spirit sack".

Jaime's spirit sack allowed her to down a shot of tequila and tell her douche monkey of a boyfriend to go fuck himself and screw an AIDS patient.

by Gwod December 18, 2009