Severus Snape

My own hot bitch of a personal lap-warmer!

Severus Snape is my sexy lap-dog.

by *The one who stole his virtue* October 22, 2003

Scapegoating

Scapegoating is when you blame something on an innocent person that will get you in trouble with other people. In some cases people enjoy being scapegoated, but on the other hand bare mans get vexed about it, get me?

Example:
(FARTTT!!!)
Josh: Urghh, Reff your disgusting mate, your constantly farting mate, sort it out!
Reffold: Wtf man? That wasn't even me it was you!!! Ohh your such a scapegoating bastard!!!

by MCJB MASSIVE Dunno October 7, 2009

Shape Rape

When someone says they have a packet of shapes then everyone tackles them to the ground and rapes them for shapes

Person: I have shapes

Everyone else: SHAPE RAPE!!!!!

by Shape rape August 14, 2016

shape shifter

A human who can take on other shapes usually in the animal family, like dogs, wolves, tigers, etc.

Sam, a shape shifter, changed form into a dog to save Sookie from being killed by Rene. (characters from True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

scape

1. scape Noun. A scape is someone who is very stingy and ungenerous with their weed but will be more than happy to pack the fattest bowl or roll the fattest joint of someone else's weed. can be used for people who are stingy with anything. e.g. money, food, cigarettes, ect. They are also very sneaky will try to steal anything, even from their friends.
see weedscape & jew

2. scaped Verb. to steal, to cheat or scam someone, to rip off, to jew someone

1. Fucking scape wouldn't pass my joint until he got like 10 hits.

2. My entire quad was scaped at that sesh after school.

by SolaceInSolitude July 29, 2009

Scaper

A devoted fan of the science fiction television show Farscape.

Jon is quite a Scaper.

by Tom E. Pinkerton November 18, 2002

shapeepee

another word for a boss

i went to walgreens like a shapeepee

by Ta best July 3, 2011