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The spanish mackerel

When you dip your penis in pickel juice then fuck someone up the ass.
She was down for a good ass fucking so I gave her the spanish mackerel.
by Bradyballs January 27, 2018
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Spanish Twitter

Girl on Twitter: Spanish Twitter is fucking crazy man I wish I knew Spanish

G2Reven: me voy a comer un yogur (Translates to I'm going to eat a yoghurt)
by poopyeater43_real July 17, 2022
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Spanish Tuck

To tuck ones boner in under your belt or down into underpants to conceal the boner.
Bro Ive been watching this Womens Netball and im all barred up, now Im gonna have to hit that spanish tuck to get outta here.
by Demster33 September 13, 2023
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Spanish Custard

Dad: How was your date with Maria?
Son: it was great. I gave her a spanish custard, if you know what I mean?
by Mike lit 69 January 18, 2022
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Spanish Whore

Someone who is obsessed with Spanish culture and generally positive about any situation.

Can also be used as a very caring person you love very very much.
Valentin Kozarev, you're such a Spanish Whore.
by Jackie.bambi March 18, 2020
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Spanish Flapjack

When a woman's asscheeks are badly sunburnt, you can ejaculate on them, creating a concrete-like material. If urinated on, the substance will soften until it looks and tastes like a pancake.
"What are your plans this weekend, Sarah?"
"I'm going over to Jeff's house for a delicious Spanish Flapjack, care to join me?"
"YES PLEASE!!!"
by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 1, 2021
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Spanish fruitcake

"wow he is such a Spanish fruitcake."
by SatansDucky December 15, 2017
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