Spanish Pence

horny science-denying closet-case who attracts flies

Noreen watched the VP debate with best gal pal Cindy and they noticed a fly landed on Mike Pence's head. They knew it was a sign. "Imagine being married to Mother as repressed gay man who could be fabulous; instead he's just Spanish Pence who's not allowed to be sexual, ever. sad!"

by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

grace in spanish

Diablo

Today in class I shall teach you the name grace in Spanish it is Diablo

by TheTruthHurtsButYouNeedIt December 31, 2014

Spanish fruitcake

A Spanish guy who is flaming.

"wow he is such a Spanish fruitcake."

by SatansDucky December 15, 2017

Spanish Tire

When you just know your Spanish friend has been tied up with unused rubber bike tires at some time in his life for a weird sex thing

Hey man, did you hang out with Adolfo last night? No, I heard he was at home with Paula getting a Spanish Tire.

by SpanishTire August 4, 2021

spanish tears

Spanish tears are drops of cum dripping down the thighs after a creampie.

Ugh get me a tissue ive got Spanish tears.

by Gobjob December 28, 2018

Spanish furnace

You and your buddies go and eat a shit ton of Spanish food then proceed to fart in eachothers mouths and ignite the flatulance

Jordan gives the best Spanish furnace’s ,dev now has 2nd degree burns on his lips and alex has no eyebrows

by Alexandevo July 3, 2018

bedroom spanish

Spanish used during oral sex

When "Oh Jesus" is muttered from her lips you know it's time for bedroom spanish.

by MightyFfej August 13, 2017