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Spaghetti-Mama

A woman of a very high calibre. Could be considered extremely k-rad in most situations. Possessing the quality of Spice and often very savoury. Much like italian dishes such as spaghetti.
1:Yo man, did you see Velma in Scooby-Doo Monsters Unleashed?

2: Awe yeah man, shes definitely a REEEEAAAAAL Spaghetti-Mama
by MunkRedd March 27, 2019
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spaghetti master

Term used for a gay chick who undoubtedly turns any woman in her path gay. She has that certain edge that all the chicks dig.

Girls tend to fall for her boyish charm and charisma.

She has to remind herself that straight girls are friends, not food. Because all girls are straight, untill they get wet, like spaghetti.

Example:" dude did you see she hooked up with abother straight girl, she is a spaghetti master"
" dude did you see she hooked up with abother straight girl, she is a spaghetti master"
by Vos the spaghetti master June 18, 2017
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Spaghetti Freddy

When you are so fucked up drunk that your arms and legs resemble flailing spaghetti noodles.
Nick: Dude what the fuck is wrong with Michelle. She dropped her drink and can't even stand.

Sean: Yeah man, she's so fucked up. She's all like Spaghetti Freddy.
by The Blumpkin Bandit May 24, 2012
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Betty spaghetti

An add-on to the word, and phrase, "bet".
Person 1: "Wanna go take some triple C's and go to the river?"

Person 2: Oooo! Betty spaghettiiiii!
by Infinite100p July 30, 2022
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spaghetti-hoe

noun: 1. skinny, crack whore. 2. anorexic sluty female. 3. bony hoe.
1. "That fucking spaghetti-hoe fits in size 2 in the newborn section of sears."
2. (When you see one walking by) "Uh oh, spaghetti-hoe!"
by Cassie Cortes October 12, 2005
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Spaghetti Test

A test in which you throw moist panties against a wall and/or ceiling. If stuck, she has successfully passed the test and is DTF. If it does not stick, continue foreplay and repeat test every 5~7 minutes as necessary.
"Give me your panties, I need to conduct the Spaghetti Test"
"Bro, I couldn't get her to pass the Spaghetti Test so I had to leave."
by JEpher July 14, 2015
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spaghetti dick

Long and thin penis covered in tomato sauce. Often slurped.
by That Guy on OMEGLE February 8, 2012
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