Southern Baptist

The most hypocrtical and narrow minded religion in the United States, and possibly the world. Not only is it bad enough they are Protestant, they bash everyone who is not of their church and condemn everybody to hell, including Gays, non Christians, and even other Christians like Roman Catholics and Greek/Russian Orthodox members. They are in company with the likes of Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson--they are the epitome of hypocrisy.

Jerry Falwell said 9/11 was America's fault because of gays.

by Jo Jo February 3, 2005

Southern rap

One of the main reasons why hip hop is dead

Southern rap artists destroy hiphop

Examples: gucci mane, plies, young joc, mike jones

by Southern rap sucks September 21, 2009

Southern Oregon University

Smoked Out University is its second name. It is a school in Ashland Oregon that gives a decent education and calls itself a liberal arts school

"Im thinking about going to SOU!"
"Southern Oregon University? You are just going to smoke a bunch and take some crazy classes"
"exactly!"

by Epitath December 13, 2009

Southern Girls

Females from a region of the United States. Thought to be the most desired type of woman; when in reality they’re just “pick mes”. They like college football, hunting, guns, beer, whiskey, Republicans, working/hunting breed dogs, Dolly Parton, God, fried food, sweet tea, trucks, muddin, and “country things”, because they want to gain acceptance and attention from males in their lives. Mind you, horse ownership and small farm ownership doesn’t exist at all or is severally low numbers in many southern states (like SC) especially compared to states like CA, MT, WI, TX, etc ; So, the cowboy boots, cowboy/western/country culture, farmer’s daughter aesthetic, and preaching a country lifestyle is all a facade. A vast majority of southern women do not actually participate in these activities at all or without doing it simply to impress men; not because it’s a true joy and hobby of theirs. The southern drawl is real though. Men call them G.R.I.T.S. ( girls raised in the south) and fantasize heavily over them for their pick me qualities. They call themselves Southern Belles. Bleach blonde is the standard hair color along with judgmental and passive aggressive behavior is the standard.

I can’t get enough of them southern girls wearing those dresses with cowboy boots and shot gunning a beer while tailgating for college football.

by Bellezza811 November 29, 2020

Southern Poon Pie

The warm and delicious pie that never lets you down. It is said to be the best pie in the South. Only one person knows the secret ingredients and she will never tell you what it is.

I sure could go for some Southern Poon Pie right now.

Yeah, that sounds damn good.

by Livmeister January 14, 2009

Southern Tom Selleck

The act of shaving a mustache shape into your pubic hair. Not to be confused with a "Südlicher Adolf Hitler", or "Southern Adolf Hitler", which is the act of shaving all of your pubic hair, except of a small patch in the middle.

I needed to trim my junk up, so i got creative and gave myself a Southern Tom Selleck

by Codaayy-again June 1, 2010

Semen Spouter

One who intakes semen in the mouthhole and then spouts it in a sprinkler like fashion

That wench is a real semen spouter

by Beatdowns a Packin December 30, 2010