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Snowman

A wanker who backs down on contracts they have signed. Hated by almost everyone.
Wow what a snowman.

Fuck this snowman. Backed out of this wager.
by herrmaddock69 April 28, 2020
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Hairy Snowman

Someone who has enough dandruff to make a snowman.
Josh needs to wash his hair, he’s becoming a hairy snowman.
by Hdjshdiehdud February 9, 2018
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Dirty Snowglobe

The Dirty Snowglobe is the act of defecating and urinating into a large mouthed container such as a Gatorade bottle or a mason jar, sealing it, then shaking it up until the fecal matter has broken down into a fecal matter/urine solution. The solid particles will fall to the bottom of the bottle creating the "dirty snow" in the globe. Now all that's left to do is shake it up again and watch the fecal matter fall back out of solution!
I gave my bitch ex-wife Barb a Dirty Snowglobe for Christmas this year. Now she won't answer my calls.
by CDRTickledick May 31, 2021
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snowman

A tubby woman's torso when wearing a tight shirt and pants. Her boobs, fat rolls and pooch sit atop each other and look like a snow man.
"Hey, would you bone the flaps between that lady's snowman?"

"Uh, what is wrong with you?"
by nac71700 January 5, 2009
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snowman

A slang term used by non-caucasians to describe an unwelcome caucasian male.
Hector (Fast and Furious movie): Hey (pointing at the white guy) look at that snowman over there, man!
by Alex Fox July 30, 2008
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the frosty snowman

when doing a doing a girl from behind in the kitchen, you flip her over and cum all over her face and breasts. you then shove her head into the freezer while continuing to bang her, only stopping when she is no longer conscious. After an unconscious state has been achieved, the male puts a top hat on her head, scarf on around her neck, and gives her a swift kick out the front door.
"Last night brooklyn asked for the frosty snowman, now she has frostbite on her giant ass and its still sore from the swift kick in the ass.
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abomidable snowman

only the cutest fuzzy white snow creature in the world! Aww.... he's so cute
"then one foggy christmas eve, santa came to say....."
by Jennifer April 20, 2005
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