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Swagger Jagger

a song created by Cher Lloyd (a stupid dumb bitch that think she's Cheryl Cole) this song is pointless and is the most fucking ridiculous song i have ever heard in my life, i would rather listen to the man off the Go Compare advert!!
Sarah: Have you heard that new song Swagger Jagger by Cher Lloyd?

Kate: Yes i have and its the biggest pile of shit i have ever heard!!!
by i hate cher lloyd July 13, 2011
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geriatric swagger

1- When a person walks into a room like Ozzy Osbourne.

2- A swagger that is associated with the geriatric
stagger of old people.

3- On the hit television series "The Osbournes", Ozzy
walks with a geriatric swagger.
Drunk 1: "Check her out. Six beer and a three-paper
joint and she's wasted!"

Drunk 2: "Yeah, she's walking with a geriatric swagger."
by josh_mcg November 6, 2008
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snogger

Sick net user who's obsessed with David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson from The X-Files.
Desperately wants to believe that the two actors had a relationship when the series (or the movies) was filmed. Daydreams about them having sex and/or writes torrid fan-fiction.
Snoggers spend their time analysing pictures with DD and GA in it in order to find what in their mind is "evidence" to their theory.
They're the disgrace of the whole X-Files fandom.
A snogger wrote: Personally, I am just waiting for the day when David leaves that stupid succubus of a wife and crawls into Gillian's arms.
by downinthepark January 13, 2009
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sniggerettes

Ciggeretes smoked by black people. Usually sniggerettes contain alot of menthol.
DeJuan: I love these sniggerettes, they have extra menthol!!
by cptn. steve December 7, 2006
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Swagger

To captivate others in a negative or positive way; To obtain instant attention; To be praised or hated on due to your style of dress, walk, talk, and/or looks.
Jesus had that swagger that everybody either wanted or hated on!
by TySel Entertainment April 10, 2009
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Swagger Jacking

A person who jacks or steals someone else's swagger. When someone that is not very cool takes feels the need to take someone else's swagger or awesomeness.
Raul: Oh my god I'm so awesome! And i think I'll take the Spanish name Cristobal!

Josh: Oh my god that Raul kid is sooooo awesome and cool! The only way I can be as cool as him is to Swagger Jack him and take the name Raul.

Raul: Stop Swagger Jacking me, you will never be as awesome or cool as me.
by rcar31 October 7, 2009
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Swagger Muffin

Basically being fly.
This may be like a G6 or a ford fiesta, but only Maxy baby ;)
Anything that is associated with Charwie or Jenba, is as cool as a Swagger muffin.
Akon is fly, along with chickens.
by Charwie annd Jenba April 22, 2011
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