Smoochy Face

A Smoochy Face is something a dog gets after sleeping pressed up against a pillow or smooshed under covers for a long nap. When they wake up their face hair stays all smooshed up in funny directions, hence Smoochy Face.

Oh my gosh Milo, look at your face - you have such Smoochy Face after that long nap!

by Mystwarien May 28, 2021

Smofugly

So muthafucking ugly!

Lena Dunham is smofugly!

by Blutarsky77 October 6, 2021

Smof

Single male over 40

He was a real smof and jumped his motorcycle into the lake

by Greg Powell January 13, 2022

smohomie

a friend you smoke with often or a smoke-homie

No, dude, we hang all the time. He’s my smohomie.

by sammyg2001 February 19, 2022

Smoodle

To smoodle someone is to collect their discharge over a few months and freeze it and see how much you collect over the next few years.

Jeremy: Bro me and Stacy started smoodling last night

Jerome: Eugh gross bro you smoodle

Jeremy: Shut up fag

Jerome: I’m not gay i just don’t mind taking a cock

by KiribakuSimp May 11, 2022

smooch dat cooch

when you smooch someone’s cooch , self explanatory

- omg i’m totally gunna smooch dat cooch tonight with gina!

- wow good for you bro i can’t pull any girls
- maybe that’s cuz ur a guy in a lesbian bar…

by ball.sucker December 7, 2022

smoftie

a male over the age of fifty who is single and loving the fact that they are single

P1: look at that smoftie
P2: he looks like he's having fun being single at that age

by bing86 December 21, 2022