Churp slurp

A mixture of cherry cough syrup with any flavor slurpee from 7-11, taken recreationally.

What'd you do last night, Denise?

I put on my new Keebler elf costume, hit up 7-11 for a churp slurp and I can't remember the rest of the night. I woke up in the Taco Bell parking lot around noon.

by Skochdoporn Productions March 10, 2019

fetus slurper

A fetus slurper is someone who gives zero fucks about anything at all whatsoever. A fetus slurper may also take quite the liking to beans and other slimy, tiny, somewhat-edible things.

Cher: You're such a fetus slurper, rude remarks don't even affect you. Way to go!
Sal: Thanks. Let's go inhale chunky soup at an inhumane rate now.

by Salamander (the idiot) December 6, 2022

slurpee bitch

A person who has had so much sex that even the people giving away slurpee's know her

1: how did Sharen get that free slurpee
2: oh shes a slurpee bitch
1: wow what a whore

by Porqupine whore May 28, 2010

Slurp Alert

A phrase that signifies that it's time for an alcoholic beverage. Usually yelled out when one of your drinking buddies is walking in the direction of the fridge because you want them to grab you one.

It can also be used as a question to ask your friends/family if they need another drink because you have run out of booze yourself and are getting up to grab another.

Example 1:
*Friend gets up and starts walking towards the kitchen and you notice your beer is empty*

"SLURP ALERT!"

Example 2:
*You finish your beer so you decide to grab another one*

"Slurp alert, anyone?"

by Kurtis "Krazy Eyez" Killah October 6, 2011

slumpy wet crete

When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.

ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."

by Teemothy17 February 18, 2014

Slerpy Escape

When you lick a girls pussy till she cums than walk away and never talk to her again. You switch your name and move to Mexico for life

El chapo pulled a Slerpy Escape to get out of prison

by Juancena56 December 6, 2017

hot slurry

Not quite diarrhoea, not quite poo -- and it stings on the way out.

The end result of a big night out that included drinking several pints of lager and ingesting a dodgy (but spicy) kebab or a hot curry dinner.

How does Sheryl Crow expect me to wipe using a single sheet of toilet paper? Has she never heard of a hot slurry?

by Grebo Guru March 2, 2008