shmamered

when ur stoned and hammered

"oh AS im fucken shmamered"
"yah dario!"

by ahmanada May 13, 2005

slammer

Metal or rubber disc used to flip over/knock down Pogs. Circa 1994

That new slammer of yours is fuckin' cool.

by Mike M March 29, 2004

Slammed

Ridden hard and put away wet.

My ride was slammed so hard last night bro. BTW your mom says hi.

by Whalanboy May 7, 2016

alabama slammer

A big fat black dildo.

"This drawer is too small for my alabama slammer"

"I watched her sit on her alabama slammer and then I could see her tonsils"

by milphunter March 7, 2015

Slathered

The act of pwning someone to where their pride is severely dammaged

The stupid kid tried to tel me how to snipe, so i slathered him

by Clouded_Cheeto August 20, 2007

shmammered

(shh-mam-errd)
Whilst drinking, if you are tetoring on levels smashed and hammered this is the correct word.

Dude i had no idea that was your sister man i was just so fucking shmammered i couldnt remember.

by Dr. Dez October 15, 2007

Slammed in the Weeds

A term used for a motor vehicle when it has had or could have the suspension on lowered. Slammed in the Weeds, describes being closer to the ground

1) very tidy car, really needs to be Slammed in the Weeds.
2) XB wagon, 302, auto, Slammed in the Weeds, wheel spats etc etc

by arndalewestfield December 26, 2010