sammered

When a girl get's so drunk she wants to have a lesbian experience.

My girlfriend got sammered last night and made out with my buddy's girlfriend.

by BMC123 February 19, 2014

Summer Onions

A set of saggy, dangly, sweaty balls/testicles. Primarily due to heat.

They are the opposite of Winter Onions which are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

I was just scratching my summer Onions and now my fingers smell like pickled onions and sour cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

sammeridge

The way Kayla Taylor spells and pronounces sandwich.

I'm going to make a peanut butter and jam sammeridge.

by KaylaTaylor August 31, 2018

summer ting

A girl or a boy who date during the summer, normally breaking up after wards to go back home.

Girl:For you want to bring my boyfriend
Boy: Sure but only a summer ting I don't do long distance.

by Thomasbroo no.1 August 19, 2019

summer brauch

the most loyal friend you will ever have, if you leave her, she is going to move on from your life because she will only stick with the people that actually care for her. She is beautiful, hilarious, goofy, but insecure, she doesn’t think high about her self and truly does not think she is all that great, but she is! No matter what she is doing or where she is, if a friend needs help she will help them, no matter what. If you’re not friends with Summer Brauch, I feel bad for you. (The Summer Brauch that goes to NBMS)

Do you know Summer Brauch?

by newell barney definitions November 4, 2019

simferopol

least based city in Russia. Home to many Simps and losers tbh.

CK: Yo bruh I went to Simferopol last summer
Moose: ye cause ur a simp lmao ofc you went to SIMPerpol

by uber based July 26, 2020

Simperor

The emperor/leader of all simps. The simp overlord that can't be overthrown. This man worships females in hope of getting attention one day. He is friend-zoned and no female sees him as a potential partner.

The simperor is cognisant of this fact and has accepted it as fate, which has elevated him to the highest honor a simp can hold

The simperor rallied fellow simps to not let go the ways of their constant female worship.
After being friend-zoned for the 1000th time, he has become worthy of calling himself the simperor.

by hakamplakamp February 5, 2021