simian

Someone in the realms of about 5'9" - 6'0". Has a huge love for thunderous death metal and weighs roughly between 250lbs - 500lbs. They also love, and I mean *LOVE* proteins and red meat.

When at work, do not aggrivate the Simian. He will shit on your stomach.

by Bitchtits August 18, 2004

Shmick

Ugly ass nigga

"Shut up you fucking shmick"

"Nah she a shmick"

by BigPump0 November 30, 2017

silicotongue

1- (n) A person who is fluent in any of the many languages of computers. This must be a High-level Language, Assembly, or Binary.

2- (n) One of the mythical people whose everyday language is C++

Derivation: Silico from Silicon, what a microchip is normally made out of. Tougne (cognate), meaning language.

"That newbie can program a computer like a native silicotongue"

by Billy Sisson December 21, 2006

Siliconizednecrophilism

Possessing a psychotic tendency to participate in acts of sexual deviancy with a lifeless silicone based object. For example: Real Dolls, Blow-Up Dolls, Mannequin's, and other forms of silicone covered sex toys.

"I don't need her, she can't give me anything my Real Doll can't give me." Example of a Siliconizednecrophiliac

"Bobby's been stealing my Barbie's again.. I think the may be developing siliconizednecrophilism."

"I think that mannequin is HOT."

by Barbie Humper August 12, 2009

silicon footprint

The amount of server space your files take up on a shared network, too much of which can cost your company excess storage fees or cause "insufficient space" error messages.

The IT dept. is charging us an arm and a leg for excess file storage above the set maximum allowance per user. We need to reduce our silicon footprint!

by MILatino November 1, 2011

Simieon

Guy with fat punging cock that tears anuses

Simieon inside of you

by Simieon October 18, 2016

silicone bong

That colorful vase you keep hidden in your closet.

Kalvin should really get a silicone bong for Nate.

by JWTN-ate December 18, 2017