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Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”

To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.
“Yo stop being a f***ing simp.”
“Nah man. I’m trying to get into her vaginal opening.”
Simp by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020
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A man who harasses women in an attempt to get sex. Simps are known to act pathetic and pretend to respect women. They do not, in fact, respect women at all and are misogynistic incels in disguise.
“This simp is in my dms again. He’s been begging to send me dick pics for a week! Why can’t simps take no for an answer?”
Simp by jcrew889 March 29, 2020
Verb. 1.)To leave the boys on a night of gaming for a girl.

2.)To give up ones own money for a girl in the hopes of sexual gratification.

3.)To ruin one’s sleep schedule for a women.
John: “Where’s James?”
Nathan: “Probably off simping again.”
Simp by mwise723 March 30, 2020
A bitch ass nigga who can’t get pussy
I donated 500$ to pokimane and she said thank you!
MY NIGGA YOUS A SIMP
Simp by Daddy papi jr April 1, 2020
A man who will do anything for alil p*ssy
Connor is such a simp
Simp by Fishpog April 2, 2020
Some one who invites you to a call just to complain about how about how a girl has been playing him. But then proceeds to be her best friends and share everything you and the boys were talking about.
Look at him. He's literary her foot mat just for the pipe.

When you try to be nice cause you're trying to lay the pipe, YOU'RE A SIMP!
Simp by A true Uchiha April 4, 2020