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shotgun bait 

When she's too old to be jail bait (18 or older), but too young for her dad to be okay with you dating her because of the age difference (e.g. she's 19 and you're 27, or she's 23 and you're 31, etc.). Therefore, her father is likely to go for the shotgun when he meets you.

When a girl is older than 18, but you're so much older than she is that you're probably taking advantage of her inexperience / naiveté.

When dating a girl makes you uncomfortable, even though she's legal, because she's so much younger than you are.
Friend: "Dude, she's SO into you, and she's totally legal."
You: "Man, that's not what her daddy would say. She's shotgun bait."

Friend: "She's only with you because she's too young to know better."
You: "Well, it's not like she's jail bait."
Friend: "Yeah, but she's shotgun bait. In a couple of years she'll wonder what she was thinking. Then you're gonna get it."

Friend: "Go for it, man. It's not like she's jailbait or anything."
You: "Yeah, but she was TEN when I graduated from high school -- THE FIFTH GRADE when I went to college! That's messed up, man. As far as I'm concerned, she's shotgun bait."
shotgun bait by Anonymous1980 December 17, 2010
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shotgun shit 

When you fart in a rapid fashion, blowing very small particles of feces in, and around the toilet bowl.
My stomach was so upset, that I sat down on the toilet and had a shotgun shit, which nearly blew the bowl apart.
shotgun shit by Todd Akers May 28, 2007

Shotgun Willy 

(v.) To shotgun a beer whilst urinating. Most commonly done amongst a group of two or more friends. The Shotgun Willy is a great and new way to shotgun a beer and is a symbol of freedom and American ingenuity. In originated in a Pasadena backyard in the early summer of 2009.
Look at those guys Shotgun Willying over there, that is AWESOME!

or to be used int he past
The last thing I remember was doing a Shotgun Willy before waking up face down wearing only cowboy boots and a big sombrero.
Shotgun Willy by -Surfdog June 7, 2009

Shotgun Drives the Radio 

Said to be the fulfillment of the Mayan gods ancient prophecy, it seems that fate forged this Alt Rock trio from lightning straight from the heavens. Their music has been described as eargasmic, tantalizing, and on-par with jesus.
person 1: DUDE, have you heard shotgun drives the radio's new song?
2: which one, red tape and butterflies?
1: yeah, it's amazing!

Shotgun Retard 

A Call of Duty 4 Player that utilizes the shotgun as their primary weapon. Often perceived as a noob weapon, as the shotgun is intended for extremely close quarters, those that use it are considered "careless" or "retarded" when pitted against other players using long range weapons such as assault rifles.
Damnit, that shotgun retard got me from behind.

shotgun guy 

an artificial intelligence on tom clancy's rainbow six vegas that sneaks up on you and kills you with a shotgun.
I almost beat the terrorist hunt on rainbow six vegas but then i got killed by shotgun guy
shotgun guy by Aritake clan April 16, 2009

Shotgun Johna 

One of the coolest girls in the world! Smokes alot! And wants a cute fuzzy hedgehog baby..
Shotgun Johna? Who's that?
Only the coolest gal a live
Shotgun Johna by Cam654987 December 9, 2009