jesus brick-shitting christ

An expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.

Ex 1: (Realizing you've been robbed). You: Jesus brick-shitting christ, they even took the toaster!

by Slick Bastard December 14, 2006

Shitten

A shit the size of a kitten.

"Dude, why is your asshole bleeding?"
"Oh, I had a shitten this morning."
"Right."

by Sir Bobbio Vicenzeria October 7, 2008

shitting papers

To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.

Thanks to my U.S. professor, I'll be shitting papers this weekend.

by Kattie December 9, 2008

shittin' ankles

The act of being another's bitch.

The term is derived from another; "you got me jumpin' through hoops." After all that jumpin', you'd think your femurs would end up lodged deep, deep, deep in your anus.

I was shittin' ankles all over the place on Valentine's Day; my lady sent me around to See's, Conroy's, AND Tiffany's!

by Benjamen F. Dover February 18, 2008

shitcone

The area of potential projection of faeces originating from the point of exit (anus) encapsulating all possible directions in which fecal matter may be found after defecation.

Timmys shitcone failed to reside entirely inside the basin.

by dukerattlehead March 11, 2008

shitting glitter

doing so much ecstasy that even the things that come out of your ass appear to be glitttery.

We are going to be shitting glitter at the Tiesto concert Thursday night...

by GlitterShitter September 29, 2009

Shittocracy

1. Any form of government that (in opinion) has a horrible leader

2. Any form of government that is ruled by one person

3. Any country who has been occupied by another country

Susan: Hey did you here about the new law that was passed?

Henry: Rather not, this country is a big Shittocracy.

by Jefferson Clasperfish April 13, 2010