shane Johnson

the biggiest manwhore around, is a totall douche , she never have a girlfriend, uses girls for the body but to bad he cant go far enough to touch them , i hope he gets beat up so bad , that is shane johnson <3

me: "he did you here Shane Johnson got his ass beat yesterday?"
them: " ugh hell yea , cause he dumped that one chick right?"
me:" not just that he showed her pictures to people, so he got beat "
them: " bought time people showed him who the boss is , freaking jerk"

:D

by your mom beoch August 17, 2011

Shaneaqua

The worst person you'll ever meet. She will be your friend and then STOP. Shaneaqua means that you'll end up with ten million boyfriends.

Who is Shaneaqua dating now?
I don't know?

by words4words June 29, 2015

Shane Dawson

Verb; to rub your penis along your cat’s belly until you cum all over it

If my cat doesn’t stop acting up, I swear to god I’ll Shane Dawson her.

by crazaycatto March 18, 2019

Shane Dawson

The most amazing funniest guy on youtube that a lot of people hate on because they have no lives. He was born in Long Beach but now live in Hollywood is #5 Most subscribed on Youtube. Has the best hair ever. Best hugger ever. When he He was a child/teen he was chubby (he lost 150 pound congrats to him!!) and would get bullied a lot, and he had an alcoholic dad who beat him and later left the family. He worked for Jenny Craig, with his mom and brother but was fired (and so were they) for pole dancing in his workplace then uploading the video. HE is a virgin and wants to stay that way until marriage. He has 3 channels on Youtube. He is 23 (born in 1988) and wants to become an actor, but his biggest dream is to become a director.His real name is Shane Lee but he changed it because people would expect him to be Asian.He attended Lakewood High school.Most people don't know him at first. But he is definitely the most real insperational down to earth person on youtube.

Me: Do you know Shane Dawson?

Other person: I don't think so?

Me: WHAT?!?!?!

What does he do?

He's on Youtube, his most viewed video is Fred is dead...

Other person: Ohh yeah I know him, He's funny.

by Shane Dawson's #1 Fan September 28, 2011

Shane

Is one of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. Her singing will give you chills through your body.... She has the one of the most beautiful smiles and when you hang out with her you will not be disappointed. Shane with her boy-ish good-looks can charm any women of any age, with just a smile. Shane is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet inside and out. Someone you cannot live without :) <3

She is so Shane!

by thestory.... April 22, 2011

Shawnee

Shawnee.

A undercover witch, she will curve you, roast you, disrespect you and ignore you but still manage to have you whipped over her.

Yes her bums fat and her forehead too but as for the pussy? You can’t say the same. Yeah she’s got jokes and yeah she’s got money (even though her card is blocked), the only thing she doesn’t have yet is my kids kmt

Word tho she’s the typa gyal you wanna catch a charge over n a flight too when she texts you you can just feel the toxicity radiate through your phone fam it’s not easy to leave this one alone🤕if you ever meet a Shawnee make sure you run bro that’s all I can say

You see that Shawnee over there?
Yh that’s wifey

by KTrillz November 21, 2019

Shane Dawson

Literaly trash. Loves taco bell.

I feel like a shane Dawson because I'm eating taco bell in a trash can

by IloveBugsHairyScaryBugsCreepyC February 25, 2018