Shampam

Shampam

1. verb- to jab one's fingers into the stomach of another, and as they are bent over in pain, to hit them down with a blow to the back of the neck with one's elbow. Usually accompanied by the yell of "SHAMPAM!"

2. noun- the pain you are left with after someone has shampammed you, or a metaphorical feeling, as though someone has just shampammed you.

1. "Hey dude, whatsu--"
"SHAMPAM!"*shampam*
"Ow! Christ, man! What'd you shampam me for?"

2."Man, I'm feeling a lot of shampam right now."

by P,L,L,AMUD July 1, 2011

sasparilla

sasparilla : (1) Equivalent to being an idiot, a mentally slow, ugly as hell, fat as a whale, or anything to an extreme of an insult. (2) extremely savage, being strong or unstoppable.

(1) im going to kill you, you sasparilla.

(2) nigga im a sasparilla, i eat babies.

by Micah Mayne February 29, 2008

turkish shampoo

when a girl/guy is giving you head, you piss all over their head.

while my girlfriend gave me oral, i decided to give her some turkish shampoo

by eug-unit May 26, 2005

Peruvian Shampoo

the act of "sperminating" heavily during the night and "gunking" ur girlfriend's hair

"my girl woke up with a Peruvian Shampoo the other day, it has taken her a week and a half to clean it out"

by Iron Deficient Jack August 19, 2008

Shampoo

Sham: deriving from the word 'fake' and, Poo: aka..fecal matter, shit, crap.. etc
basically means 'fake shit'

i went to buy weed the other day and they tried selling me this shampoo

by ScarletMistress January 15, 2008

Shampoop

A term used to describe the usage feces to wash one's hair.

The girl, wigged out so much on acid that she convinced herself that a shampoop would be a good idea.

by Blindswordzman March 4, 2009

Shampoo

To lie blatantly about something outrageous and pointless even when you are caught in the stupid, non-sensical, and idiotic lie.

He pulled a shampoo and tried to continue to lie about sleeping with the woman even when she told everyone else that it never happend.

by GoodOleDayz April 2, 2005