sharpiewhore

one who carrys around excessive amounts of sharpies with them,

one who uses nothing but sharpies

jessica is a sharpiewhore

by d3athharlot June 7, 2009

sharpening my mustache

Smoking weed

I have been caught sharpening my mustache in college.

by Joesippy November 12, 2014

Sharky

Sexy fish. Sharp faced beauty.

Oh sharky shove it up me

by Turbanator123@ November 20, 2017

Texas Sharpshooter

Someone who has extreme control of where they secrete their genital fluids, hence the name.

"Dude, there's no way you can piss in that toilet without getting it on the seat"
"Don't worry, I'm a Texas Sharpshooter"

by LETS GET TROPICAL May 12, 2016

Mexican Pencil Sharpener

Using a knife to to sharpen your pencil.

"Dude do you have a Mexican pencil Sharpener? I have a huge test and I can't find mine! I'm freaking out! Haven't even studied!!!!! "

by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

Suck My D Sharp

The music theory equivalent to "suck my dick". Originated in the Merrimack Valley.

Mark: Hey Jeff, you suck at guitar.
Jeff: Suck my D sharp.

by El_Jeffe_Cabeza November 22, 2013

Sharper

a person who is extremely smart even though they may not always show it.

a person possessing an extremely large penis, more in length than width but can very from person to person

Person # 1 - damn that was the biggest dick i've ever seen
Person # 2 - you must have been with a sharper
Person # 3 - how did you know?

by kaliffa1122 January 23, 2011