Video Streaming Service

A video streaming service is an on demand online entertainment source for TV shows, movies and other streaming media.

I like the design, so now I'm using it for my presentation...Video Streaming Services.

by ZinedineVZ July 6, 2020

Maritime Self Service

Self-pleasurization on the Banner server.

A.K.A.- Jerking off.

"Hey dude, did you have a good time tonight?"

"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."

by Good Guy Greg September 2, 2011

Service My Manhood

To provide sexual pleasure. Usually used to request a blow job or hand job, but can also mean full on secksi tyme.

After Baptist Revival Camp, I asked Julie to service my manhood, to which she eagerly complied.

by ThaBigCheesy October 9, 2010

Service Oriented Architecture

A faggy paradigm of common sense design principles. People like to spout off about SOA as if it meant shit - which it don't. The key thing to remember with SOA is that it is very gay. If you have an ounce of sense in your head, you will design your systems to conform with others it will be working with. We don't need 1300 page manifestos explaining how or why we should be doing this.

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Don't be a queer, homo, gaylord, fairy, flamer, faggot, fudge packer, poof, ponce, meat-smoker, cock sucker, butt pirate, fruit, queen. It's obvious.

You can't put stars into triangular orifices. You need service oriented architecture for that. You CAN put your dick into another man's ass though, with or without an SOA. But I don't need to tell you that.

by Michael Scarn Poop August 17, 2010

Service Industry Night

1. AKA SIN. Usually a Sunday or Monday night where Bars will give drink specials to those who work in the "Service Industry," and by service industry they only mean other Bartenders, Barbacks, Waiters, Waitresses. Customer Service reps, and McDonalds drive thru workers are not considered part of this crowds service industry. SIN only occurs in areas with high concentration of Hipsters.

2.A night in which the weekend bar tender critiques and comments on the drink pouring of the day time or Sunday/Monday bartender.

When you get done from taking customer complaints at your job with Direct TV make sure to stop by Service Industry Night at the bar... O wait somehow I forgot that only bartenders get discount at service industry night.

by Beef Curtains2 July 29, 2011

Darkhat Investigative Services

Comprised of many (primarily East Coast) employees, they work around the clock to dig up anything and everything that the world needs to know. Quick and reliable. The majority of their work is done for the betterment of mankind, but they are available to investigate private issues, albeit at a steep fee.

Darkhat Investigators is a top-notch online private investigating firm.

Darkhat Investigative services recently uncovered the fact that W.L. is a complete loser who enjoys making up stories about himself.

by Froggggy April 28, 2013

Un-service Dog

The act of bringing your undisciplined, unfriendly, awkwardly intimidated, mange infested,tick dropping, anal gland needs a popping, DAWG ( no association to Dog the Bounty Hunter* to a 3 star restaurant in Florida thinking your cool.

Bro! That scabby, scaley ,disease assed dog must be an un-service dog , cuz he be dragging it like it died a week ago.

Friend: True dat!
#unservicedogslivesmatter #webarksowhat #furrywhodidnotaskforthisdig #birdsarentreal

by British Gal 1973 June 11, 2022