Semen Sanchez

v. the sexual act of a woman jerking off a man into her hand. When the man ejaculates and he is recovering from his orgasm the woman takes his cum and swipes it above his lip, making a moustache, while simultaneously calling out "semen sanchez."

Kim gave Dorian a semen sanchez last week and he got pissed.

by AshDrea May 21, 2010

Piglet Sanchez

When a man uses the top of his ear to rub the end of a womans anus after she has just shit. He then rubs the discharge on a friends upper lip because he was probably watching anyways. "dirty piglet Sanchez"

My girlfriend doesn't know it, but she is going to get a piglet Sanchez for valentines day. My boy will be in the closet.

by Dj zack attack February 25, 2011

Hiccup sanchez

The act of giving a dirty sanchez to someone with the hiccups

Bill: So you gave her a dirty sanchez?

Ryan: Yeah, and she had the hiccups too

Bill: So you gave her a hiccup sanchez

Ryan: Hells yeah

by Got Money N. Hoez March 6, 2011

sechzor

Sex. It's a deliberate misspell, and like most words deliberately misspelled, it indicates humour or sarcasm in text format.

Geek1337: Hey guys. Sorry I wasn't on-line last night, I got teh sechzor.
xtr33m: Yeah...from your hand-zor!
n00bie321: Lol, pwnt!!1

by Sid P July 10, 2007

DJ Sechrist

A cool guy whos head looks like ann egg. His real name is Donald. He is dating Kristie Maxi who gives hom no poonanny (see pussy). He is a good guy with a dry dick.

DJ Sechrist gets no pussy.

by Bob Daubert January 20, 2004

Banana Sanchez

Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but more delicious. After coitus employing a banana-flavored condom, the penis is swiped across the woman's upper-lip, leaving a fragrant trail of banana semen.

The Banana Sanchez was the perfect ending to Laura and Eric's first date.

by MontgomeryQ March 25, 2009

McDirty Sanchez

A gay male fucking another mcdonalds employee in the anus and then wiping it off with your beef patty.

Oh man those gay dudes gave me a McDirty Sanchez.

by Ern Dogg 232 April 7, 2009