scrat-end

the flakey bits of poo that cling to the end of a persons anal hairs.

mate are you coming out? nah mate im cleaning my scrat-end.

by jonto93 June 6, 2009

scratch your neck

This term dates back to the early 80's. The original phrase was "scratch your neck".
Etymology: a common practice among sophisticated women after being proven wrong is to scratch their necks, while looking off or away. This action is rarely done by arrogant people when proven wrong. Because of that, This phrase is used to let them know what they need to do, since they are wrong.

Person 1: I use Vit B for my skin to make it soft.
Perosn 2: For soft skin you should try Vit E.
Person 1: Vit B is the oil I need for good skin THANK YOU
Person 2: WRONG, Vit B is water-soluble therefor not an oil, Vit E is an oil.
Person 1: Really!
Person 2: Yea, Really. Scratch your neck!(or scratch your dirty neck)

by Lancerlot G-Mo January 7, 2007

scratching

Creating music by means of manually moving a record under a stylus. Typically seen in the musical genres of "House" and "Rap". See my Audio example.

What's a DJ if ya can't scratch?

by Chase February 15, 2005

scratter

Dirty scruffy dole dossing bastard who originates from housing estates, frequents Nettos (Cheap Supermarket and drinks cheap lager / cider like its going out of fashion. Not unknown to leave kids home alone.

N E T T O thats where all the scratters go

by Moz November 7, 2003

secret

Something you tell to a small number of people in hopes it will stay that way, in reality it is all for naught, everyone is going to know by tomorrow anyway.

I heard it from him, who was told by her who said she heard it from... but don't tell, it's a secret!

by Catty Reese May 3, 2006

scratchback

illegal immigrant who can't swim and has to crawl under the border fence

Keep and eye out for the scratchbacks!

by Dr. Wing January 15, 2005

Scratch Hole

When a middle age'd woman scratches at her twat so much that a small see-through hole develops in her panties.

I was looking through my mom's drawers for some ends and I found her stash of Scratch Hole panties.

by Robert G April 14, 2005