hen-scratching

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship

two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao

by Sexydimma February 29, 2012

Scratchy

A term to describe someone who doesn't look well kept. Can also be used like 'ratchet'.

Man, her hair be scratchy!
Did you see John today? He be lookin' scratchy!

by Youbescratchy August 25, 2013

The Itchy and Scratchy Show

The Awesome Cartoon In The Simpsons
Itchy The Mouse Always Kills Scratchy The Cat In A Tom & Jerry Parody

YEAH! The Itchy and Scratchy Show Is On!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

scratch your dirty neck

this is basically the coldest dis to someone who has just been moded (molded)- proven very very wrong.

aaw. I TOLD you the Beastie Boys signed to Capitol. Scratch your dirty neck!!!!

by devdawgula July 3, 2004

neck-scratchers

Late night crackheads on the street.
They often scratch their necks while begging fo money.

Dude , I HATE walkin home from the club district. That area is full of neck-scratchers.

by Godless A.F. May 5, 2004

chin-scratcher bullshit

Being purposefully over-arty.

Fuck all this chin-scratcher bullshit, let's get outta this goddamn art gallery and get some beer

by useful idiot January 3, 2005

art scratching

The act of rubbing ones stubbly, unshaven chin against the buttocks or around the anal area of a willing 'victim'. Named because the main participants of this pastime are wannabee boho arty types with bad skin.

Geoff: Did you see Briggsy at NG1 last night?

Ringo: Why, what happened?

Geoff: He held someone down and gave them a right good art scratching. They couldn't walk properly for the rest of the evening...

by tresspass September 17, 2008