Stretcha Rida

Bitches who drink too much liquor resulting in getting wheeled away on a stretcher.

Alicia: "Is that drunkass Stephanie?"
Kristie: "Yeah she's on her way to the hospital, Straight up Stretcha Ridaaaaa"

by XT&X10A February 21, 2011

Scratcher

Social Welfare/Security benefits, paid to unemployed persons. Also known as the Dole. Primarily Irish, but may have international usage.

I got laid off last week, so I just signed on to the scratcher.

by DECEiFER March 3, 2008

chicken scratch

When your handwriting is unreadable by anybody but yourself.

Tom's teacher complained that only Tom could read his won chicken scratch.

by Rich June 20, 2003

scratcher

Bed. Where one might sleep.

I need to hit the scratcher cuz I'm knackered.

by jane April 6, 2005

head scratcher

1. Noun. Any particularily puzzling event or object which prompts a puzzled scratch of the head.

2. Head scratch. Verb. Most common reaction when one spots a set of man boobs - especially when the man who is sporting the boobs is not exactly large or fat, and the occurance of the man boobs is puzzlesome, prompting the observer to scratch their head in curiosity

(Jeny scratches her head, looking puzzled)
"Jeny, why are you scratching your head?" asks Michelle.

"Well, look." (points toward a young man.) "He has man boobs... but he isnt fat." Jeny replies.

"Hmmm," ponders Michelle. "Thats a real Head Scratcher."

by mac n fode August 10, 2006

crack scratch

A constant itch associated with lack of crack. Common among crackheads and drug addicts when they need a fix.

Tyrone Biggums, on the Chapelle Show, constantly has a crack scratch.

by cammy March 29, 2006

Stretch Out

1- To beat someone up so that the result of their body is "stretched out" on the floor.

2- To go to sleep (also known as "To Pass Out")

1- Imma strecth that nigga out

2- I'm mad tired, Imma go stretch out

by Mike Drigz December 7, 2005