blue screen of death

Microsuck's warning that uses complicated addresses to warn you that you are running Windows.

The fatal screen that showed on Windows 98 when Bill Gates unveiled the "great" operating system.

Windows has crashed. I am the blue screen of death. No one can hear your screams.

by CaptainCumshot April 12, 2007

5 on screen

A 5 one screen is the act of getting 5 kills (preferably with a sniper) on Call Of Duty where all 5 kills show up on the kill feed.

Kid 1: *hits a 5 on screen* HOLY SHIT NO WAY!

Kid 2: Jesus Christ what the fuck no way!

Kid 1: It was on that nimrod using the LSAT too!

by Gwif July 3, 2017

The Blue Screen of Death

the true "blue screen of death" is much more rare than the screen many claim it to be. For those who say it is the screen that says "fatal error" and "press ctl+alt+del" you are WRONG. that is a blue screen but it isnt the BSD. the real Blue Screen of Death give a lot more information and starts out with "a problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer." This screen means your computer is hosed. Completely.

the screen i have gotten many times was blue, however it was not The Blue Screen of Death

by M.P.H December 13, 2006

Blue Screen Scream

the sound made before getting the feared blue screen of death. when music is playing, it suddenly starts skipping rapidly then the screen goes out.

theres no sympathy for the dea-dadadadadadadadadada
*BLUE SCREEN SCREAM*
windows has detected a problem and has been shut down to avoid damage to your computer
:'(

by ImOnABoat! March 4, 2009

touch-screen syndrome

When someone has been using a tablet, ipad, and or any other sort of touch-screen, they get so used to using one and having a screen respond to their touch, they will go to any computer trying to touch it, and then usually spend a minute or two trying to find out why its "broken".

Guy#1: Dude, can i see your computer?
Guy#2: Yeah sure, just dont break it.
Guy#1: Hey, whats wrong with your screen? Did it break?
Guy#2: What are you going on about? its perfectly fine!
Guy#1: It won't respond to my touch! it must be broken.
Guy#2: Its not broken you helpless git, it isn't a touch- screen!
Guy#1: Oh! That explains it....
Guy#2: Dude! You must have touch-screen syndrome!

by 3Quantum3 February 2, 2012

on-screen keyboard

a program that comes with your computer to take place of your keyboard when your dies. you use your mouse to click on the letters you want to type.

on-screen keyboard helped me when my regular keyboard broke

by veggieness April 5, 2005

Blue Screen of Death

The main screen of Windows.

Windows has been running for 2 minutes now. We can thusly expect a Blue Screen Of Death right about... now.

by Spork August 27, 2003