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Wind Schipers

pronounced- wind shy purrs

The easiest (and may I add,laziest) way to say "wind shield wipers". The things that go back and forth, swish swash, on your car.
Great Caesar's ghost, Batman, he didn't use his wind schipers.
by Agent Nikomotoshyn April 6, 2006
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SniperChicken

One of a species of skinny white guy, who is a "computer nerd". Known to buy a new computer game, and become amazingly infatuated with it, losing touch will all reality. Also, my roommate :o
Has anyone seen SniperChicken lately? No, I think he's playing SwG!
by OpStar February 6, 2004
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sniperguy

Sniperguy broke the scale when he stepped on it, you see because he's fat.
by Bob Stevens August 21, 2004
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back door sniper

More amusing way of calling someone a homosexual.
guy 1 says "i don't like the look of that guy"
guy 2 says "Yeah, looks a bit of a back door sniper"
by Dazzk1 July 3, 2008
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snipers

Attackers from an unknown source, in this example snipers means mosquitos, but it can have several meanings.
in the urban sense: "I was bitten by snipers while walking my dog." Translated: "I was bitten by mosquitos while walking my dog."
by Stephen Potta October 31, 2007
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Escape a sniper

1.
Begin running the moment you suspect there is a problem. Pick a direction and stick with it. There is no use trying to figure out which way to run away from the shooter, since they will most likely be well-hidden. Just choose the shortest route to safety.

2.
Run in a zigzag pattern. It is difficult to hit a moving target. However, it is much more difficult to line a person up in gun sight, if he is moving in erratic motions. This will help you avoid being zeroed in on by a sniper.

3.
Keep moving. Never stop moving while trying to escape a sniper. A person who is standing still, even for a brief second, is an ideal target for a sniper. No matter how you move, don’t stop, and keep your movements erratic and unpredictable. This will help you stay safe.

4.
Move indoors as quickly as possible. Your best bet will be to run in a zigzag pattern toward the nearest building. If you are outdoors, it will be impossible for a sniper to hit you if you are indoors and away from windows.

5.
Find something to hide under if there are no nearby buildings to take shelter in. Sliding under a parked car or truck is a good idea, because snipers tend to be located up high. This will prevent the shooter from having a good angle.
Escape a sniper, you are the example.
Go.
by personalchaos October 17, 2010
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Sniper

A person who always sees you do stuff that you shouldn't be doing. Snipers are usually moms, dads, old people, or people of authority.
The lunch lady sniped me stealing a fudge round from across the room. What a fucking sniper.
by Dante P October 29, 2005
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