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Schrodinger’s Turk

A person that claims that they are white or of color, whichever is more benefiting in current situation.
Synonyms include: Ethnic Chameleon, Racial Opportunist.
A: Is John a person of color?

B: He's a Schrodinger’s Turk. One day he says he's white, the other he invokes his asian relatives.

A: So he's a racial opportunist?

B: Yeah, a real ethnic chameleon.
by Anon8271 November 24, 2025
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Schrodinger’s Wipe

When you’ve taken a shit and don’t need to wipe, but you don’t know that until you’ve wiped. You both needed and didn’t need to wipe.
‘I’ve just had a shit, Kris, followed by a Schrodinger’s Wipe.’
by JimboJdog November 26, 2025
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Schrodinger's queer

A character in media that has yet to be confirmed as gay or straight, putting them in a state of being both gay and straight at the same time until it's confirmed
I wonder if this character is gay or not

Neither have been confirmed nor denied yet

This is a real Schrodinger's queer situation
by L0RE December 15, 2025
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Schrodinger's douchebag

Someone who has a bad take and then makes an excuse of it being either a joke or ragebait based on the audience's reaction.
Anthony: I think Minecraft is overrated.
Trevor: Dude tf you mean. Minecraft is one of the best games ever made
Anthony: I-I was just joking!!/Haha! You just got ragebaited!
Harry: Anthony is such a Schrodinger's douchebag
by appleapple_1 December 21, 2025
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Schrodinger's counterattack

There are two sides to this.

When you are attacking and you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a counter attack, so you finish shorter and more direct.

When you are defending and you want to counter attack, but you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a straight attack, so you run away while parrying every time they attack.

The result is a slow ass bout and this counterattack situation never arising, even though it is more advantageous for one of the fencers.
Verd: Wow your counterattacks are so good
Jackson: What do you mean? You hit me every time I counterattack.
Verd: No you get the point because I go to the wrong line
Jackson: I'm pretty sure you just hit me
Verd: It's Schrodinger's counterattack :O
by Radiotrophic Gint December 23, 2025
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Schrodinger's douchebag

One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.
Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)
by Driftshock April 10, 2024
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Schrodinger's Nigga

If your homie was really having a nigga moment in a walmart or if he wasnt. This concept is extremely vital to fish out the baddest nigga from the other pussies
Nigs: yo homes i heard you brutally shot down a 5 year old inside of a walmart using a p90?
Nigs the 2nd: nah nigga that was some other dumbass mofo
Nigs: tis truly Schrodinger's nigga
by ssmokingisbad April 29, 2024
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