Schlob Job

When you shit yourself accidentally whilst receiving a blowjob.

The night was going great until I gave him a Schlob Job.

by SchlobJobber June 17, 2025

Schlockets

When a group has grasped a world concept to value their waxes.

You see someone found the dogwood again … I need to muzzle the prairie dog , perhaps the recycling of these schlockets will improve my senses.

by -AG July 15, 2025

Schloby

Incredibly giant

That’s one schloby nose

by Blaze byrnes July 20, 2025

Schlogan

The slander of Logans, typically in a hateful manner

"I hate logan what a schlogan"

by D0OM November 2, 2025

Yorgen Schloben

When People Have Sexual Relations On A Roller Coaster In Syria

YORGEN SCHLOBEN ME U BUNGO

by IM MISBAS June 27, 2016

shock schlock

Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.

DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?

ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.

DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.

by conflict dude July 21, 2024

Bot Schlock

Garbage articles written by bots. Fake news articles not composed by humans.

I saw that article saying a Turnip is running for President, it looks like bot schlock.

by Eat The Big One First January 9, 2024