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Slippery Sandal

When a guy sticks his foot up a lady's vagina.
That lubed help so much when I gave Susie a slippery sandal last night.
by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018
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Slippery Sandal

When a guy sticks his foot up a lady's vagina.
That lubed help so much when I gave Susie a slippery sandal last night.
by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018
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Scandinavian Rub N' Tug

A Scandinavian Rub N' Tug is only achieved when one duct-tapes their hand half shut, duct-tapes that same hand securely to the bottom side of a table, and then preceds to fuck their own hand. With the addition of lube, this act becomes a filthy Scandinavian Rub N' Tug
Jo really enjoys the feeling of a Scandinavian Rub N' Tug, because it feels as if he is finally fucking a real girl.
by Mein Feuher April 15, 2009
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turbo sandals

leather sandals which enable arab bombers to flee the scene of the explosion without being seen. these are usually brown and rotten with a light smell of cheese and onion.
sadaam forgot his turbo sandals
by Benny 7588 September 6, 2008
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scandelicious

something that is scandalous, but you still want to take part in it even though its soooo wrong
this would be a good term when hearing gossip or a top secret plan; "oh my god it's so scandelicious- tell me more"
by JLeeJudge October 16, 2008
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Scandinavian Hatchback

A process of sending mail in Scandinavia. You must insert your mail and a payment of 10 acorns into the hatch in the rear of a donkey and pray the donkey does not get lost on the way to its destination.
- "I've paid my morgage 5 times this month but it always gets lost in the mail."

- "Have you sent it by Scandinavian Hatchback?"

- "That's exactly why it got lost."
by The dude who mooed February 22, 2009
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Scandinavian oil change

The term for when you shove 5 northern atlantic oysters up your grandma's twat and then suck them out and get 6 back.
I gave your grandma Bjorn a Scandinavian oil change last night and then made some delicious oysters Rockefeller.
by Oysters on the half shell December 10, 2012
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