Scalely Delight

When having sex with a fish through it's gill slits

Jack's skinny dip turned for the better when he impaled a fish and began to recieve a scalely delight.

by rebel13459 October 1, 2007

fail scale

a scale represented by Failions that measures fail in all matters applied

note: failions can go into negative, as well as be represented by the metric system's notations (kili, mega, giga, et cetera)

Person 1: "How would you grade The Happening on the fail scale?"

Person 2: "About 3.5 kilifailions, what about you?"

Person 1: "I actually liked it, I'd say -7 failions."

Person 2: "You just earned a gigafailion, good job."

by iNhibotor March 20, 2009

pH scale

The pH scale (always written with a small p and a capital H) is the scale used to determine how acidic or alkaline a substance is.

It goes from 1 to 14. 1 being very acidic, and 14 being very alkaline. 7 is neutral.

Dude! Did you see that corrosive acid! It must have been 1 on the pH scale!

by Science dewd April 4, 2010

The Beauty Scale

A scale used to describe how beautiful someone is. it starts at the lowest with ugly, then progress up with pretty, cute, beautiful, should be illegal to be this beautiful, indescribable, and then ends with the top rating of camryn. this top rating refers to the name of the most beautiful girl the creator of this system has ever seen.

"hey bro, what would you rate that girl?"
"using the beauty scale, pretty"
"damn bro! thats pretty low"

by THEtruth October 2, 2012

kinky scale

A scale from 1 to 12 which determines how kinky you are, depending on which activities you have taken part in, 1 being not very kinky, and 12 being the kinkiest.

"I am number 8.5 on the kinky scale, woo!!"

by Merrrrrr July 6, 2007

Google scale

When you download the Google Toolbar, there is an option that Google gives you to let them spy on you... er, rate the pages you visit. That is called the Google Scale. Ahem.

*sings* Sometimes I feel like, my Google Scale's watching me.. *stops singing* Oh wait, it is!

by Muffin November 4, 2004

The Budden Scale

A scale from one to ten, in which L's are the measurement

a scale measuring epic failure

Wow, he went out with a chick with no front teeth, safe to say that's at least 7 L's on the Budden scale.

His love/hate relationship with video blogging has him disrespecting himself to the tune of 8 L's on the Budden scale.

by b-rock78 September 2, 2009