Salmonella: your aunt Margaret cooked it.
“ Dinneres ready “
‘Coming aunt Margret’
‘ ew ! This chicken looks raw.. are you sure you cooked this correctly?’
“ Yes Kate, eat up”
Day later
✨ vomit everywhere ✨
‘Aha ! I knew this wasn’t cooked. I’ll be telling Margret about this. ‘
“ Dinneres ready “
‘Coming aunt Margret’
‘ ew ! This chicken looks raw.. are you sure you cooked this correctly?’
“ Yes Kate, eat up”
Day later
✨ vomit everywhere ✨
‘Aha ! I knew this wasn’t cooked. I’ll be telling Margret about this. ‘
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