Saturday Night Live

The condition of being stoned, drunk and coked up, the preferred state of the original cast of Saturday Night Live in the late '70s. Since you are also getting live on drugs, it is a pun.

Drunk: I got us some Hpnotiq and a handle of Stoli... we're gonna get drunk!

Stoner: Oh yeah... well I just bought a Q... we're gonna get fuckin' live!

Cokehead: No, you guys... I have a fucking kilo on me right now... we're getting straight Saturday Night Live!

by Snowflake 2.0 August 1, 2012

saturday night special

When you sit in the front child seat area of a shopping cart and a wobo (woman hobo) proceeds to blow you while she is pushing the cart through the hood and collecting cans.

I got so wrecked the other night, someone told me I was seen with a wobo getting the ole saturday night special!

by Jonathan Pompadour January 22, 2008

Dirty Saturday

no shower, dig through clothes from earlier in the week to wear.

It's fucking Saturday! Where the hell do I need to go? Dirty Saturday it is.

by ReverendMilo February 13, 2010

Saturday Night Live

A show that was funny in it's first 10 years, but has sucked since 1995. Only dedicated fans still watch it and it is currently residing in the dumpster of TV. While it used to showcase brilliant talent and comedians, it now produces one-joke lameasses like Will Ferell and Jimmy Fallon.

John the Dumbass: Did you watch Saturday Night Live last week?
Peter: No, who still watches that shit?
John the Dumbass: Omfg i do!1111111 Watching Tina Fey and Amy Poehler crack the same unfunny joke about President Bush they've been telling for the past 4 years sure is hilarious!!!!!11!!! And a music video about monkeys taking a crap on lettuce is just so smart and funny!!!!!11

by Jonna Terlockey November 9, 2006

Small Town Saturday Night

An extended trip to the bathroom for the purpose of defecation - i.e. taking a dump.

It's time for a small town saturday night. I'm gonna howl at the moon and shoot out the light.

by jolio February 28, 2008

Saturday Night Special

A variation of the three finger shocker. Instead of 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink, the Saturday Night Special is 2 in the stink, one in the pink.

AKA New Jersey Shocker

I'll surprise her with the Saturday Night Special instead of the Shocker.

by Hughe Jass August 11, 2007

saturday

1. A way for guys to say that a girl is hot without any girls ie: co-workers, girlfriends, or just friends, knowing about it

2. day of the week

1.
Guy 1: Yo saturday
Guy 2: where?
Guy 1: over there man
Guy 2: damn...deffinetly a saturday

by tursi May 27, 2005