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sales tax

That thing foreigners complain about when shopping in the US.
“Why does the tag say $15 but it rings up as $15.75?”
“Yeah, that’s because of sales tax.”
Another way for the government to rob you.

Fun fact: not all US states have sales tax
“Gee I just hate that the price on the tag doesn’t match up at the register.”
“Move to New Hampshire! They don’t have sales tax!”
by devweth April 14, 2020
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Russian Salsa

The act of inserting a cheese grater in one's ass hole
by Rune_Gundersen December 10, 2013
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Sales Pitch

What someone says to someone else in order to have intercourse with them or get their phone number for sexual reasons. Usually applies with a man speaking to a woman.
Bill: Hey, I got that girl's phone number.

Eric: Wow, you must have had one hell of a sales pitch because she's way hotter than you.

Bill: Yeah, I told her I played for the Yankees and created the Xbox 360.
by Pathetic White Guy February 10, 2013
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Snake Oil Salesman

1. A con man
2. A male trying to talk a woman into having intercourse with him. The reference comes from a penis somewhat resembling a snake and from oil being an analog for semen.
The snake oil salesman did not present a very convincing case as he still lived with his parents and the lie he told me when he said, "Oh, they're actually staying with me, so I can take care of them." was transparent as both of them were able bodied and still employed.
by BadAtAcronyms June 7, 2017
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sales

A job or category of jobs where you make lots of money for doing absolutely nothing. Most people who work in sales think they work hard. They make people who actually do work hard (people in manual labor and some management positions) extremely pissed off. In sales you make some phone calls, send a few emails, occasionally close deals and make tons of money. Most of the time people who work in sales make their money by screwing people over and taking their hard earned money by making them think they need the product or service you're selling.
I fucking hate people who work in sales. They sit on their asses all day making phone calls and talking to people. They make a shit ton of money every year and then turn around and bitch about how tough their lives are
by jimmy james jackaroosky April 5, 2011
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keyboard salsa

That grey/black (depending on how dirty you are) gunk on your keyboard after prolonged use.

May also accumulate on mice.
Man I hate my supervisor so much.... I'm gonna give him some keyboard salsa in his coffee
by Steve Lewis February 1, 2004
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Sales squid

A derogatory term for a salesman who works in high tech. Frequently seen wearing the blue shirt yellow tie "power dress" combination, as this tends to impress naive non-engineers. The sales squid tends to embody all of the slippery, spineless character flaws typically associated with bad sales people.
Have the sales squids from IBM turned up for the meeting yet?
by klausfiend July 31, 2011
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