Sartorians

An elite band of warriors who ruled the world between 50AD-111AD. They served the great Sartor leader of the Sartorians. They where extremley loyal and often sacrificed cakes to their the god (Luigi) they had a big bush, a symbol of their vastness. They often had wars with their biggest enemy...The Macedonians...

The sartorians where the best warriors ever, they where fearless

by hegaboy December 1, 2010

Jacob sartorius

Perfect and sexy!Not ur boyfriend, he's my boyfriend

That's my Jacob sartorius

by Kayla bestroliom March 19, 2017

Vertical Perpendicular Bi-sector

derived from mathematical terminology for a line that crosses another line virtically and at 90 degrees to it.

This was founded by my best friend and I.

Meaning: Straight up, correct.

- My boyfriend proposed to me last night.

* Really??

- Vertical perpendicular bi-sector!

by Heather January 3, 2005

sartorius

THE WORST CASE OF CRINGE EVER EVER EVER I CALL THIS CANCER TOO MOSTLY CAUSED BY PRE TEENS MOVING THEIR PHONES LIKE THEY'RE HAVING A SEIZURE

You- Omg I think Angie's finally lost it.
Friend- Yea she caught Sartoriusitis after listening to 'Sweatshirt'.

by Acidgay June 1, 2016

sartorious

Having lack of intellect within the typical mindscope; a kid that uses an overnessisary amount of autotune whilst flexing his scrawny arms.

Bro, did you hear Jacob Sartorious' new song?
Nah dude, it was so gay it made Anderson Cooper feel straight.

by danaldtroomp45 April 15, 2017

Satori Tendō

the best boy in haikyuu. he is not chicken tendos. he sang baki baki ni ore in a episode of haikyuu!!

friend: why do you watch this haikyuu all day... and why is there a body pillow of this red head-
me: he is Satori Tendō. now watch this with m e

by piss yellow bed December 7, 2020

Satoru Gojo

A jjk character and a lonely 28 yo virgin with commitment issues who everyone wants to smash for some reason

Person 1: Bro I saw some guy crying at kfc today
Person 2:
Must’ve been Satoru Gojo

by gabussy February 27, 2022